||[Apr. 20th, 2006|12:45 pm]
Humphrey Bogart Fan Club
Hello everyone! I'm so glad to be here.|
I'd like to talk about suppositories. I have a theory that they are a product of an evil alien race, and they use them to brainwash Earthling women through their vaginas. The product is inserted, and as it melts, the brainwashing chemicals are slowly time-released.